“So when are you going to interview us mom?” – Sarah
“Soon…I actually made another blog today…” – Amy
“Blah Blah Blah and Yaddy Yaddy Yadda? Are you finally running out of things to say?” – Sarah, after reading my facebook status. She then swips into my blog and starts reading…
“Do you even know who Victor Hugo is?” – Sarah
“ Um….no….” – Amy
“ He is the man who wrote Les Miserable and the Hunch Back of Notre Dame! Duh…” – Sarah
“Say it again please so I can get it right…” – Amy
Sarah proceeds to tell me who Victor Hugo is again…I just liked the quote- I don’t get caught up in details…
“Are you going to try and impress someone??” – Stig
“Hush……”- Amy
“ So what is going to be the best thing about turning 17 on the 17th of January, Sarah?” – Amy
“Ummmmm….knowing that I will then rule the world..” – Sarah
“ Ugh…that’s stupid…”- Amy
“Ugh, just kidding…the best thing about turning 17 is……….um…….” – Sarah
Stig interrups the interview to say that Sarah is actually done with her homework when she claims she isn’t- he’s been helping her with her homework and frustrated that the book is trying to teach kids harder then neccessary…
“You were saying….”- Amy
“ I can tell you’re engaged in the conversation..”- Sarah
“I don’t know really…birthdays aren’t that exciting when you get older” – Sarah
“Julia, did you learn any new ski tricks on the slalom hill today?” – Amy
“Ugh…no..” – Julia, however, after a moments pause she says…”Well, actually yes…”
“Yes…..”- Amy
“ You know they put up the rails up there…I learned to go on the side and sit down and slide with your butt on the rail…”- Julia
“I have no idea what the heck you’re talking about.”- Amy
“ */&%¤¤” – Julia
“Watch your potty mouth”- Amy
“ Make Sarah talk…”- Julia
“Sarah, talk…”- Amy
“You….no, you wouldn’t understand.”- Sarah says pointing to Julia…who then insists she will understand…”No, not you…her…she won’t understand” Sarah says pointing to me…(Amy)
She then proceeds to talk some sort of french and talks in jabber walkie about a cartoon on cartoon network…I’m confused….are you? Hold on let me try and get this conversation back on track…
“You have to ask us something… ugh..MAMMA..do you have to write everything…my God…”- Julia..
“Julia get your finger out of your nose…”- Sarah
“Ok, seriously girls….what is the best thing about your brother?”- Amy
“HAHAHAHAHA, right Julia?”- Sarah
“No…he’s dead to me…”- Julia
“Ugh, that is horrible to say.”- Amy
“You are mean”- Sarah
“No offense but I don’t like that kid…”- Julia
“What did he ever do to you Julia?”- Amy
“You don’t have enough room on that page to write everything he does…”- Sarah
“Yeah- no kidding.” –Julia
“Ok, next subject. “- Amy
“I’m at a loss of what to talk about….you guys got anything to chat about?”- Amy
“You’re on a lose…what the…? Huh???”- Julia
“At a loss..” – Sarah says irritated..
“Irritatingly or irritated?”- Sarah
Amy then corrects her spelling…
“It’s like something I am saying is irrtating…duh…”- Sarah
“Hold on I’ll talk in a second- it’s a commercial on tv…”- Julia
“What did you think of the films we watched Saturday night? Sarah you begin- how was your film- tell us what you saw and your short review please…”- Amy
Smirks…” I was going to say something stupid there…” Laughs Sarah
“I saw Sherlock Holmes. It was a very very very very very…hahahaha…good movie. It was funny…and it was…hold on I’m looking for a word….like a mystery. It was like…hahahaha..I don’t know…How do you say that word?”- Sarah
“What word?” –Amy
“Julia said, who is Howard?”- Sarah
“Huh?”- Amy
“Yeah but I heard something about Howard?”- Julia
Both laughing…Amy’s confused…are you?
“The movie was very good I reccomend it to everyone who loves a good mystery/ comedy. And please bring a boyfriend”- Sarah
“Oh yeah because you had one and it was probably the best thing you ever imagined- NOT” – Julia
“He probably…hahahaha…did he jump?”- Julia
“No”- Sarah
Both laugh again…I’m confused again…you?
“Julia, what movie did we see and can you please tell us what you thought of it?”- Amy
“Why do I have to tell you what movie we saw- you already know?”- Julia
Both laughing…..this time I get it but not sure if I should slap her or not….what do you think?
“JULIA!”- Amy
“Ugh..stop screaming in my ear…I’m right next to you, you can say…Julia”- Julia
“The film Julia- can you tell everyone what you thought of the film we saw which was called AVATAR???”- Amy
“It was good.”- Julia
“That’s it?”- Amy
“ It was gooder….”- Julia…laughing hyseterically…
“What was it about Julia?”- Amy
“Titanic/Pocahontas/Western/Indian movie/space film..”- Julia
“Mamma…SPACE”- Sarah spitting her Julia impersonation in my face…
“You two are acting goofy…should I just go make dinner?”- Amy
“Nope..”- Sarah
“Nope…this, this, this is entertaining..”- Julia
Both are shoving rice krispie treats in their mouths…
Thomas just showed up…showered…halleluja…
“Think of a good question.”- Sarah
“I haven’t washed my belly button in awhile.”- Julia
“Oh come on- hahahaha..ok, write that..”- Julia…laughing in her best donkey impression…
“ I don’t think I like it.”- Julia
“nooooo I think I like it.”- Julia “It’s a song you dumbo.”
“Nice…you’re so loving…”- Amy
“I didn’t mean it.”- Julia
“Any final words? I’m ending this before I can never show my face around here again…”- Amy
“Mommy is embarrassed by us.”- Sarah says this to Thomas
“Who can’t you show your face too anymore?”-Julia
“Visit my blog next Sunday and wish me a Happy Birthday.”-Sarah “ I might share some of mommy’s great cake.”
“I thought I was making dirt dessert for your birthday?”-Amy
“Oh Faen…yeah…that’s right.”-Sarah
“Hahaha, she wrote faen…”-Julia
Both laugh like Hyennas.
“You don’t even know how to spell Hyennas.”- Sarah
“How do you spell it?”-Amy
“I don’t know???”-Sarah
“Then hush…”-Amy
Julia just keeps on laughing and banging her head against me…think we might have to go get her meds…..
hahahaha…now I’m laughing….hahahahaha….
“You’re not laughing…you’re like breathing hard…hyperventilating..” Sarah
Both stare at me laughing….
“Look Julia she isn’t laughing…it’s some sort of heavy breathing…”- Sarah
“Look she is still doing it, I can feel it when I lay my head on her…”- Julia…
Both laugh…
Photo by Thomas Kippernes
We’re out of here…until next time….
4 comments:
Cute kids! Very funny...
And how can we see your new blog? Please post a link to it!
New Blog? Now you've lost me...I had a diet blog but I dropped it..don't have time to write there, here, facebook, and the dog's homepage..so this is the only blog I have right now my dear..but have been considering a photo blog with no chat and only photos..but uff...I can post photos here, don't need to post in two places...
Å dere har d morsomt der nede (o;
You´re crazy!!!
Klemz
I think Fi meant that you told the girls you had just written a new blog (meaning post, not actual blog)... so so I think???
This is GREAT!! And the pic of you three is one to keep for a very long time!
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